The Haunted Vagina

The Haunted Vagina It s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend Stacy Unfortunately their sex life has been suffering as of lat

  • Title: The Haunted Vagina
  • Author: Carlton Mellick III
  • ISBN: 9780976249887
  • Page: 194
  • Format: Paperback
  • It s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy s pubic region She says that her vagina is haunted She doesn t think it s that big of a deIt s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead.Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy s pubic region She says that her vagina is haunted She doesn t think it s that big of a deal Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy s legs.

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    1. Why not try something new :)?What can I say, I got inspired :-D.(the name of the guy is Steve, I changed it to Paul :))We have a story, And a guy name Paul.He had a girlfriend,And loved her most of all.Their love was sweet,But not so pureHe had a mission -Her vagina to cure.Her vajeje made noices,A whisper, a howlWhen it got too spookyPaul cover her crotch with a towel.Paul tried to be brave.He thought he could take more,But her haunted vaginaWas hard to ignore.Then came the dayWhen she made som [...]

    2. Do the stories of bizarro books even matter? To an outsider, the whole genre seems to be one extremely tedious oneupmanship contest for the most eyecatching title—whoever writes The Haunted Vagina wins the wackiest dude prize, and readers. (And Carlton Mellick III is that winner, hence me). But the friend who plopped this specimen on my lap—eliciting honks of laughter from the surrounding nerds—was on a mission to convince me the bizarro genre was more than embarrassing titles like Fuckers [...]

    3. ► BR with my MacHalo Freaks, starting Dec. 10, 2015.This story is supposed to be funny. Watch me laugh:It should have been funny. I mean, it's about a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead. How could this be anything but hilarious? Such a premise definitely calls for much merriment and revelry. Actually, I think I might be at fault here. Maybe I read it all wrong. Maybe I have no sense of humor. Maybe I didn't try hard enough to like it. Maybe if I'd really put my heart into [...]

    4. This is the weirdest book I have ever read. Some dude finds out his girlfriend's vagina is a doorway to another world. Yep, another world.So of course, he crawls inside her and explores the world and meets a girl with horns and falls in love with her, after he is forced to remain in the "bizarro" world when his girlfriend in the real world gets pregnant, trapping him there. Apparently, the bizarro world is transferred from mother to child. He wouldn't be able to get out until the child reaches m [...]

    5. What a fun romp through Stacy's vagina. Who knew it would turn into such a heartwarming love story? The alternate universe between Stacy's legs is just as mesmerizing and amazing as Wonderland and the Emerald city. It's funny and beautifully written.I also enjoyed Carlton Mellick's The Menstruating Mall. It's refreshing to know of a man not afraid to explore the female mystique in such an up close and personal way. Carlton, thank you for this one-of-a-kind story.I look forward to reading ALL of [...]

    6. Do you like it strange? How far into the bizarre are you willing to go? This bizarro genre has for me been extremely hit or miss. I either dislike a book so much that I trash it or I like it very much. I do like The Haunted Vagina. But how odd is it really that someone hears voices coming from a vagina? I find they communicate rather well simply pay attention people. I also find the structure of this book alluring. Yea, I'm thinking this book can be role played by its readers with adventurous im [...]

    7. Happy Valentines Day!! This little book was made available for free this weekend by Eraserhead (or Avant Punk, or however this whole incestuous Bizzaro world is organized) as a pdf, so I thought what better way to spend Valentines Day evening, when normal people are out on dates or fucking or whatever it is people do who have relationships with other people, than to read a love story about a boy and a girl with ghosts living in her cooter. A fun read, I agree with some other reviewer that it cou [...]

    8. There are voices coming out of Steve’s girlfriends vajayjay. “It was like listening to the ocean in a hairy flesh seashell.” Wtf, is going on down there in Stacy's love oven? Weird. Time to do a little pootie investigation. Get out the spelunking gear and dive head first into the vertical smile. It’s a whole other world up in the lady flower, complete with crafty dinners, spit covered glow worms, melting skeletons and a horny Fig.Will Stacy ever find out the truth about her hoo-ha? Who c [...]

    9. Now THAT was one fucked up story! Definitely not something I would normally read but I have to admit it WAS interesting a twisted, gross, fucked up way.  Please don't ask me to plot review; I don't think I can. ETA: Alright, so after thinking about this story some more and reading other reviews, I've realized that I saw this story totally differently from most of those other readers and I have come to the conclusion (with some assistance) that that is totally the point.  To be able to interp [...]

    10. I liked the book, although it was weird as hell. It's certainly open to interpretation. I'll be interested in what I think if I can remember to read it again in a year or 5. Right now, I'm seeing it as a horror love story, a man's complete emasculation due to love - not lust. It was very well done, too. The few characters felt real, even in the weird situation.Don't read the spoiler unless you've read the book. Seriously, it only takes a couple of hours & is well worth it. What you get out o [...]

    11. POSSIBLE SPOILER.??This book is my first introduction into the mind of one Mr. Carlton Mellick III. This story is short and quick but doesn't leave any unanswered questions. From the beginning, our main character is a man who declares his love for this quirky chic named Stacey. Stacey, for lack of a better term is rather harsh in her emotions and selfish in her endeavors and for whatever reason our guy falls for her and hard. Despite lack of sex and a terrifying phobia of Stacey's vagina (rightf [...]

    12. The Haunted Vagina is a pretty straightforward romance story. Steve and Stacy are together. Steve loves Stacy to death, but her vagina creeps him out. So she sends him inside her vagina to find out what’s in there. Turns out there’s a surreal little biosphere in there, with lots of inhabitants, one of which is a weird cartoony girl named Fig, who soon takes a liking to Steve and doesn’t want him to leave Stacy’s vagina…Okay, so it’s not very typical, but it’s still straightforward. [...]

    13. "It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead." BaHaHaHa.

    14. REVIEW ALSO ON: bibliomantics/2011/02/18/a-Chances are if you saw the word “haunted” and “vagina” and were immediately intrigued, curious, or your interest was piqued in any way, Bizzaro fiction is the genre for you.For those not yet inundated into the literary movement known as Bizarro, it was created ten years ago by small publishing presses and a strong group of devoted authors. It has been described by its creators as, “Franz Kafka meets John Waters”, “Dr. Suess of the post-apo [...]

    15. Well, that was a bit mad, wasn’t it?Errrmmm okay. er authors, take this with however many grains of salt you like, but if your book has a really boring title - like say, ‘Remember Me’ (I found 81 books with that title, and 256 books with that phrase in the title), then you’re going to have to work a lot harder at promoting your book.I choose that example, by the way, because in 2007 Virginia Quarterly Review listed the ten most common words found in book title submissions that they recei [...]

    16. I need to let this one settle in for a few years before I can come up with an intelligible comment.

    17. This is not at all what I expected but with Carlton you never know what to expect and that's what makes him a true bizarro legend. There are some laugh out loud moments throughout The Haunted Vagina but overall this is a story that is highly entertaining and yes bizarre What else would you expect from Carlton? The pages fly by and it is a quick read but it's never boring. Even though the book is about a vagina that's supposedly haunted the ending was quite moving and really surprised me.The Haum [...]

    18. SoGosh!WellThis book did not disgust me although there were times when I flinched and was definetly taken aback! lol!UmmmmmI have no idea how to review this book.I don't have any things that irked me about this book oh wait I do it kind of ended sadly and almost aburptly, but then I don't know how much more I wanted to explore the vagina so. maybe it ended right on time.Goshuthfully, you just have to read this book for yourself. It is well written.But you are either going to hate or love itI am [...]

    19. So this was bizarre, odd, insane, and very entertaining. I couldn't put it down, and believe me, there were times when I wanted to. I really wanted to. For years to come in will say, "I once read a book where a man climbed into his girlfriend's rubbery vagina and fell in love."I am sure a lot of people could find "hidden" symbolism in this, but for me it was just a book to read that made my jaw drop and hang open. Will I read more bizarre, I like that word, fiction? I may at some point, but for [...]

    20. I wonder what my friends will think when they see this passing my timeline LOLSomeone in a Facebook group I'm in posted it and I was amused and intrigued. Now how do I write a spoiler free review? If you like stories that are a bit stranger then usual, this is a book for you. I thought it was funny

    21. One of my Facebook friends posted about this book and at first I thought that there was no way this book could possibly be real. I trotted off to and and sure enough, The Haunted Vagina is a real book. Having read so many books in this genre, I'm always looking for anything quirky that brings something new and so I simply couldn't resist the lure of The Haunted Vagina. I don't even know where to begin with this review. I suppose I should start by saying that I read the majority of the book wit [...]

    22. High five, for Steve! The boyfriend who dived into his girlfriend’s vagina, to kick some skeleton ass and found true love in there for himself. Yes the vagina is a mysterious and powerful place. I had moments of “wtf am I reading?” It could possibly be the strangest book yet. Strangely delicious and lots of fun. An imagination on a rampage through a woman’s vagina. I love that a man wrote this. Praise to him. What a brave man to delve in so deeply.So how does ones vagina become haunted? [...]

    23. *Book source ~ PurchasedThere’s something weird about Steve’s girlfriend Stacy. Her vagina makes noises. Noises that go way beyond the normal bodily kinds of noises you might expect. Stacy claims her vagina is haunted. Steve is beginning to believe her. It’s when a skeleton climbs out between her legs one night and she persuades Steve to crawl in, that he’s starting to think her vagina is a gateway to another world. And that’s when things get really weird.Ok, wtf did I just read? I’v [...]

    24. Who would have thought that there could be a love story wrapped in a love story in a haunted stretchy vagina? Are you confused yet? Good! This is a story not to be missed. Deep down everyone just wants to be loved, accepted for who they are and are scared to be alone forever. This story goes to show that most people will do anything for someone that they really love. It goes to show that if someone truly loves you and wants to be with you that they will accept you even if you have something that [...]

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